Miss Irene Adler, if you please, though I’ve been told I’m known as “The Woman”, as well. Contrary to the apparently popular belief, no, I’m not dead. It will take more than an arrogant fool and poorly laced tea to trick me. And don’t act so surprised, you would have missed me if I was really gone. I like to travel, and love the opera. Do come by to talk. I love a good cup of tea, and I don’t bite. Hard. (a pan-fandom, independent RP blog) Tumblr (3.0; @neverinovermyhead)http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/<p>.</p>http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15466266374http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15466266374Sat, 07 Jan 2012 15:21:31 -0500neverinovermyheadooci have a deathly fear of needles too o_o<p>.</p>http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15416038324http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15416038324Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:13:55 -0500oocneverinovermyhead<p>.</p>http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15415853255http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15415853255Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:10:59 -0500oocneverinovermyhead<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxan3neDQp1r92ne8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>If they cannot handle the rush, then they should not ask for the drug.</p>http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15414101095http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15414101095Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:36:57 -0500irene adlersherlock holmed<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwyojwrppe1r92ne8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t scoff like that. This is a very important survival skill for the modern woman.</p>http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15413770332http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15413770332Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:30:43 -0500<p><a href="http://getthatoutofmyface.tumblr.com/post/15412553681/neverinovermyhead-getthatoutofmyface-replied-to" class="tumblr_blog">getthatoutofmyface</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15412346428/getthatoutofmyface-replied-to-your-post-anyone-up">neverinovermyhead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>getthatoutofmyface replied to your post: Anyone up to anything particularly interesting today? Or is it snoozeville around here are per usual?<br/> Does beating Holmes with my cane count as an activity?</em></p> <p>[dry smile] Beating Holmes <em>always</em> counts as an activity, whether it’s physical or not.</p> </blockquote> <p>Always good to know.</p></blockquote> It could be its own sport, at this point.http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15413611113http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15413611113Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:27:43 -0500<a href="http://mydepravityknowsnobounds.tumblr.com/post/15380883973/neverinovermyhead-mrood-mormim-mro-mou-mroo">Give Me Problems, Give Me Work.: neverinovermyhead: “Mrood mormim mro mou mroo,” Irene muttered against...</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15380178987/give-me-problems-give-me-work-neverinovermyhead">neverinovermyhead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> <p>“Mrood mormim mro mou mroo,” Irene muttered against the pillow. Turning her head so her lips barely cleared the fabric, she eyed Holmes, slightly groggy from trying to force herself back to sleep. “Please, for the love of everything good in this world, tell me that you…</p></blockquote> Irene cocked her head before smirking in a reply. “Ah, I had forgotten. You’d rather <i>savor</i> every moment than do constructive things such as sleeping. Tell me, Holmes, how does it feel to suddenly have your quota for the month?” Irene ran her fingers through his hair in an attempt to subdue the wayward curls before waving the same hand in the air near her head ambiguously. “Hell if I know. It’s something an old acquaintance picked up on a trip to the east; they’d rise before the sun and spend a good thirty minutes making a fool out of themself.” She rolled her eyes good-naturedly, slipping into a subtle, saucy smile. “Pity, really. Free time such as that should be spent in other, more enjoyable, occupations.”http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15413258038http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15413258038Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:27:01 -0500mydepravityknowsnobounds<a href="http://getthatoutofmyface.tumblr.com/post/15381727387/neverinovermyhead-getthatoutofmyface-why">What have you done to Gladstone now?: neverinovermyhead: getthatoutofmyface: Why are you insisting on...</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15381270278/getthatoutofmyface-why-are-you-insisting-on">neverinovermyhead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://getthatoutofmyface.tumblr.com/post/15380863961/why-are-you-insisting-on-pushing-this-further">getthatoutofmyface</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>Why are you insisting on pushing this further? Irene, Holmes is far more interested in other people. My role in his life is to pick up the pieces afterwards. And that’s the only role I can see myself having..<em>Not </em>that i’m implying I want…</p></div></blockquote></blockquote> [startled, she freezes momentarily, searching his mannerism for any sign of a lie, and finding none, frowned sincerely]. John, I’m…I’m sorry. I was not aware that you and Mary had broken things off. You’re going to be moving back in permanently? [nudges his shoulder companionably, a grin creeping back over her face] We can be roommates. Or at least neighbors.http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15413527786http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15413527786Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:26:47 -0500getthatoutofmyface<p><i>getthatoutofmyface replied to your post: Anyone up to anything particularly interesting today? Or is it snoozeville around here are per usual?<br/> Does beating Holmes with my cane count as an activity?</i></p> <p>[dry smile] Beating Holmes <i>always</i> counts as an activity, whether it&#8217;s physical or not.</p>http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15412346428http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15412346428Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:03:23 -0500getthatoutofmyface<p>I am hoping for the former.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxea6uzoRI1r4ew3m.gif"/></p>http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15412046703http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15412046703Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:57:14 -0500neverinovermyheadhttp://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15381639195http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15381639195Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:48:45 -0500neverinovermyhead<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcu985DaV1r51v5do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scorchingstella.tumblr.com/post/15376580721/this-is-a-few-weeks-late-but-im-pissed-about">scorchingstella</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is a few weeks late, but…i’m pissed about irene dying. the lady had the best costumes.</p> </blockquote>http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15381437735http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15381437735Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:44:51 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://getthatoutofmyface.tumblr.com/post/15380863961/why-are-you-insisting-on-pushing-this-further">getthatoutofmyface</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>Why are you insisting on pushing this further? Irene, Holmes is far more interested in other people. My role in his life is to pick up the pieces afterwards. And that’s the only role I can see myself having..<em>Not </em>that i’m implying I want anything else.  *looks away before she can give him one of those looks*</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>[waves her hand dismissively] Well. That is what I do, you see. I <em>push </em>[grins maliciously, taking far too much pleasure out of torturing poor Watson]. Mhmm, and so are you, obviously. I do believe marriage counts as being interested in other people, John. You didn&#8217;t strike me as the polygamous type until now. [smirks]</p>http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15381270278http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15381270278Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:41:00 -0500getthatoutofmyface<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lub4heUKZI1qa3kooo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>…..I want one of these, too.</p>http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15380339235http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15380339235Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:23:38 -0500<a href="http://mydepravityknowsnobounds.tumblr.com/post/15378684591/neverinovermyhead-hours-later-whether-the">Give Me Problems, Give Me Work.: neverinovermyhead: [hours later]Whether the harsh sunlight suddenly...</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15378163660/mydepravityknowsnobounds-neverinovermyhead">neverinovermyhead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>[hours later]</em></p> <p>Whether the harsh sunlight suddenly beating against Irene’s eyelids was because of a bright afternoon or a morning come too early made no difference at all. It was still far too bright and too cold and she was far too comfortable to even think of moving…</p> </blockquote> <p>“Mrood mormim mro mou mroo,” Irene muttered against the pillow. Turning her head so her lips barely cleared the fabric, she eyed Holmes, slightly groggy from trying to force herself back to sleep. “Please, for the love of everything good in this world, tell me that you aren’t a morning person,” she said, feigning a serious tone as she propped herself up on an elbow. <em>Seeing his sleepy face first thing in the morning is actually quite nice</em>, she thought musingly, an ironic smile sliding over her face. “..and please tell me you won’t be grievously offended if I refuse to ‘welcome the day’ with you.”</p>http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15380178987http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15380178987Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:20:34 -0500mydepravityknowsnobounds<p><small><small>ooc: if I owe you a response, PLEASE shoot me an ask. Any missed replies aren&#8217;t intentional: I&#8217;m bouncing back and forth between this and my history IA, so I&#8217;m a bit scattered.</small></small></p>http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15379894401http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15379894401Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:15:05 -0500oocneverinovermyhead<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4e064Q7s1r7qlx7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sweetfiercemarie.tumblr.com/post/15379462634/fact">sweetfiercemarie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>FACT!</em></p> </blockquote>http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15379653855http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15379653855Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:10:32 -0500http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15379586625http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15379586625Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:09:16 -0500....uh huh.[is taking far too much enjoyment out of torturing Watson]Whatever you wish to say John.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcwnpthHi1r4g9doo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15379491933http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15379491933Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:07:25 -0500Preach.http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15379254930http://neverinovermyhead.tumblr.com/post/15379254930Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:02:49 -0500...strict........[gestures impatiently]I'm assuming you mean strictly buisness? Or am I wrong?[arches eyebrow]